My co-worker’s puppy fell asleep on her desk. Not much work got done that day
We are not so different.
I love this, we are all just occupying different forms
this is the coolest f*cking thing
this is so important
overprotective parents raise the best liars.
but seriously, i mean i don´t even do bad things and i have to lie a lot
Tokyo’s Pikachu Cafe
The Pikachu-themed cafe is part of the Pokémon the Movie XY exhibition, which will serve Pikachu food and sell other Pokemon limited edition goods, like postcards, t-shirts and tote bags. But the real, perishable draw is the Pikachu food. In addition to a teriyaki burger with Pikachu ear-shaped tortilla chips — which costs 1,080 yen (about $10) — the cafe offers Pikachu pancakes, curry buns and two types of Poké Balls: one made out of rice, the other made of mousse.
"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"
Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.
my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women
Plus I remember where I lost my virginity.
This post will never get old
if u dont know how to respond to something just say “how dare you”
dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone
the only 6 pack i need
Why don’t dogs get to see the world too?
This dog is literally smiling.
Oh my god